- Revise the novel and issue a new edition that includes Bernie as a major character who helps fight the KKK?
- Revise the novel and–without naming names–have the major characters keeping seeing a possibly drunk man with mittens sitting in the gutter?
- Revise the novel by including a mitten factory?
- Do nothing?
If you were me and keeping in mind the fact my publisher owes me $1000000 in royalty money for January’s sales, what would you do?