‘The Borowitz Report’ (not the news)

“Andy Borowitz (born January 4, 1958)is an American writer, comedian, satirist, and actor. Borowitz is a New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor. He is known for creating the NBC sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the satirical column The Borowitz Report.” – Wikipedia

The Borowitz Report was acquired by the New Yorker Magazine in 2012. Due to the prevalence of fake news claims throughout the country, the New Yorker added the tagline “not the news” in 2016. If you sign up for the newsletter, it arrives in your in-basket with funny satire that you’ll wish you had written.

Today’s satirical story is headlined:

Pence Admits to Spending Entire Campaign Fund on Taylor Swift Ticket and begins, “In an emotional press conference, former Vice-President Mike Pence revealed that he had spent all of his Presidential campaign’s funds on a ticket to Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour.”

You can also find Borowitz’s satire in book form such as The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers described by the publisher as “From the man The Wall Street Journal hailed as a “Swiftean satirist” comes the most shocking book ever written! The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers, by award-winning fake journalist Andy Borowitz, contains page after page of “news stories” too hot, too controversial, too — yes, shocking — for the mainstream press to handle. Sample the groundbreaking reporting from the news organization whose motto is “Give us thirty minutes — we’ll waste it.”

I look forward to the Borowitz report e-mails because they provide welcome smiles amidst the chaos of real news reporting.

–Malcolm

Malcolm R. Campbell’s political satire books are, sadly, out of print.

What It Felt Like When ‘Cat Person’ Went Viral

“So what was it like to have a story go viral? For a few hours, before I came to my senses and shut down my computer, I got to live the dream and the nightmare of knowing exactly what people thought when they read what I’d written, as well as what they thought about me. A torrent of unvarnished, unpolished opinion was delivered directly to my eyes and my brain. That thousands—and, eventually, millions—of readers had liked the story, identified with it, been affected by it, exhorted others to read it, didn’t make this any easier to take. The story was not autobiographical, but it was, nonetheless, personal—everything I write is personal—and here were all these strangers dissecting it, dismissing it, judging it, fighting about it, joking about it, and moving on.”

Source: What It Felt Like When “Cat Person” Went Viral | The New Yorker

Most authors hope this will happen to one of their articles, short stories, or blog posts because they have been working for years as a virtual unknown writing what reviewers and friends tell them is good stuff even though none of that good stuff sells well on Kindle or anywhere else.

We don’t think about the flip side. Do we really want the world peering through our online windows asking who the hell we are, why the hell we wrote what we wrote, and what exactly was the whole point of it?

When a writer’s novel suddenly becomes a bestseller, the old joke is that s/he is an overnight sensation that was years in the making. That his to say, the public discovered the writer today even though s/he has a resume full of books written over a decade or more that few people noticed.

The dangers of things going viral are, I think, greater with a magazine article or a short story because even if the primary version appears in print, the online version will have a link that makes it easy to access and read quickly in its entirety–as opposed to a 400-page novel. Suddenly, everything about the author and his/her piece is all over the Internet and people are saying this sucks or this is great. Yes, writers dream about becoming known, seeing their work sell, and actually earning a living off their efforts.

I’m not sure going viral as Kristen Roupenian describes in her article is the way I’d want to go. How about you? If you write a short story that does viral, you’ll probably be able to get an agent and a publisher for your book. Yet, are you sure the intrusion of the universe into your writing room is worth it?

Malcolm