Here’s the list (stolen from Jane Yolen’s Facebook profile):
1. James Patterson $95 million
2. Jeff Kinney $19.5 million
3. J.K. Rowling $19 million
4. John Grisham $18 million
5. Stephen King $15 million
5. Danielle Steel $15 million
5. Nora Roberts $15 million
8. E.L. James $14 million
9. Veronica Roth $10 million
9. John Green $10 million
9. Paula Hawkins $10 million
12. George R.R. Martin $9.5 million
13. Dan Brown $9.5 million
14. Rick Riordan $9.5 million
I’m shocked. I don’t see my name there. What the hell happened? Maybe Forbes magazine screwed up the math.
–Malcolm
Name your nest character Hillary Trump. Boom! Best seller.
Sounds like a good way to get sued.
Or, you know, next. Unless HT is a bird, then nest works just fine.
I can turn her into a bird.