In an effort to reduce the amount of rampant confusion throughout the Internet, management offers the following clarifications to help you know whether you’re talking to Jock Stewart or Malcolm Campbell.
Jock: Chauvinistic Free-Range Presbyterian
Malcolm: Feminist Mystic
Jock: Single due to Monique and other circumstances
Malcolm: Married to former reporter
Jock: Hardboiled, ass-kicking reporter
Malcolm: Scrambled writer
Jock: Ashleigh Simpson (because she looks like Monique did 20 years ago)
Malcolm: Amanda Righetti (because Ashleigh doesn’t return his calls)
Jock: Noir detective fiction by Linda L. Richards
Malcolm: A darned long book by Roberto Bolano
Jock: Viggo Mortensen on a good day
Malcolm: Clint Eastwood on a bad day
Jock: Freudian, except for the whole cigar business
Malcolm: Jungian, but never on Sunday
POINT OF VIEW
Jock: People are products of their reality
Malcolm: Reality is created by people as needed
Jock: “Farewell My Lovely”
Malcolm: “The Natural”
Jock: Raymond Chandler
Malcolm: Joseph Campbell
Jock: You can always fool everyone
Malcolm: One begins life as a fictional character in books like “Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire”
OCTOBER 19/20: A discussion with author Pat Bertram about novels, quests and gangsters.
NOVEMBER: Glacier National Park’s new centennial book of stories.
2 thoughts on “Is it Malcolm or is it Jock?”
I’m sure glad you cleared that up, although on a test I would have gotten most of those right.
Getting most of them right is pretty good. You probably knew, for example, that Amanda Righetti is one of the cops on the show called THE MENTALIST.
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