Cleavage is all the rage these days from our favorite magazines to our favorite TV shows where women are wearing outfits to the office that would get them arrested in most jurisdictions.

Now, here comes Eve on the cover of The Book of Genesis Illustrated, an October release from W.W. Norton & Company. Artist R. Crumb could have wrapped Adam and Eve in animal skins as the Lord threw them out of the Garden.

But, a falling-open robe gets more buzz in the book store. Sadly, this book cover looks like the satirical book cover I expect to find on The Onion where it would be funny.

—Malcolm