Wolfbane on poppies and ghosts on tables;
Dark shrieking shacks and houses with gables;
Splintered brooms held together with strings;
These are a few of my unfavorite things.
Cream-colored potions and ill-smelling lotions;
Snape and Voldemort demanding evil devotions;
Wild owls that fly with horcrux rings;
There are a few of my unfavorite things.
Unshaven wizards with nasty old spells;
Ministers of magic in their private hells;
Sinister doorways covered with dents and dings;
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the spell kills,
When the witch thrills,
When Iām getting mad,
I simply remember my unfavorite things
And then I feel oh so glad.
Copyright (c) 2011 by Malcolm R. Campbell, author of Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire and the “Jock Talks” series of satirical e-books on Kindle.
Malcolm's Round Table 
Now it you can get Julie to sing it…
I think she retired from singing many years ago due to a throat ailment, but otherwise it would be cool. š